The start of a new year means it's time for season 24 of The Bachelor. Pilot Peter Weber made it to the top three on The Bachelorette season 15. Hannah Brown sent Peter home heartbroken, but he's back and ready to rebound with one lucky, lovely lady.
On the Jan. 6 premiere, Peter meets 30 women, and everyone knows that first impression is everything. With 30 hotties competing for Peter's attention, it's important to stand out. Some ladies opt to keep it simple while others tap into their creative sides, and the result is ... mixed. Here's a rundown of the five best entrances and the five worst.
10 Best: Hannah B.'s Surprise Visit
It's hard not to feel bad for Hannah B. Her group of guys wasn't exactly the cream of the crop, and she dropped a handful of serious contenders one by one for a cheater and a liar. She gets a second shot with her second choice that ends with him entering into a short-lived fling with one of the world's top supermodels.
So when Hannah B. steps out of that limo, the girls are right to freak out because Hannah is still single, ready to mingle and the chemistry between her Peter remains palpable. Because ABC is forever trying to make it up to their golden girl, she gets to surprise Peter. She gives her ex her blessing and returns the wings he handed to her during their introduction. Seeing Hannah B. and Peter together again makes us all feel a certain kind of way -- happy.
9 Worst: Deandra's Windmill
Peter isn't just a pilot, he's known for his prowess in the bedroom as well. Hannah B. dumps Peter, but she does him a solid by announcing to the world they had sex four times during their infamous overnight in a windmill.
So while some women fixate on the pilot angle, others choose to steer clear of the airline jargon in favor of some sexual innuendos. Deandra, a 23-year-old home care coordinator shows up at the mansion dressed as a windmill. All she wants to know is if Peter is "ready for round five?" At least Peter knows Deandra is good to get down.
8 Best: Hannah Ann
Hannah Ann, a 23-year-old model from Knoxville, Tennessee is totes adorable. She resembles Hannah "the Beast" Brown in looks and personality. This bubbly Southern gal dabbles in art and interior design when she's not traveling the world for her job. She's a cutie, but she's not in the same league as Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid, so her flights are likely domestic.
Thankfully, she stays away from predictable puns and uses her name to her advantage. "Well, hopefully, you can save room for another Hannah in your heart." Sometimes a memorable arrival isn't about anything more than the promise of what's to come (think Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell), and Hannah Ann is in this for the long haul.
7 Worst: Victoria F.'s Timid TMI
Forget the dirty thirties, honey. These younger women have sex with Peter on the brain. One brings an overly optimistic amount of condoms, and another swears Peter will love her hairless pussy... cat.
The most cringe-worthy attempt at seduction is courtesy of 25-year-old Victoria F. She boasts about her dry sense of humor but stumbles when it comes to announcing that everything else is wet. The girl just couldn't quite pull it off. Luckily, Peter gets the gist.
6 Best: Megan The Flight Attendant
Megan, a 26-year-old flight attendant from San Francisco California, is one of three flight attendants vying for Peter's heart. Peter's father was a pilot and his mother a flight attendant when they met, so maybe history will repeat itself.
Unlike beleaguered travelers who ignore the usual safety rundown, Peter is enraptured by Megan's tailor-made speech boasting a flight with "direct service to Peter's heart." Maybe the reason Megan's performance is flawless is that she's a legacy: both her mother and grandmother were flight attendants as well.
5 Worst: Madison's Paper Airplane
Madison, 23, is another Southern belle and another Alabama girl (just like Hannah B.), but don't expect her to roll with the tide. Madison ditches the limousine in favor of arriving in heels with a giant paper airplane around her waist, and wait for it ... "she sticks the landing." She should since it only requires dropping her prop to the ground.
This entrance is cheesy enough to enjoy with crackers, but Peter claims to dig it. Madison doesn't stop there because what girl doesn't love an utterly predictable play on words? "So I successfully landed my plane ... so hopefully all that's left to do is land your heart."
4 Best: Kiarra's Baggage
It's impossible not to give serious props to 23-year-old nanny Kiarra for her commitment to the cause. She arrives on a luggage cart tucked inside a suitcase. That's equal parts genius and stupidity. Once Peter unzips the bag, she emerges looking flawless in her evening gown. She's barely got a hair out of place. More impressively, no breast pops out of her plunging evening gown.
Kiarra's strategy is obviously to go big or go home. The best part, hands down, is Chris Harrison's reaction who says to Peter "I mean, that's like some David Copperfield s**t." This from a host who has seen it all.
3 Worst: Savannah's Fifty Shades Of Grey
The #MeToo movement doesn't just apply to women, and someone needs to let 27-year-old realtor Savannah know to slow her roll. She's so determined to get that first kiss, she blindfolds Peter, hands him so horrible line about focusing on the way things feel and abruptly sticks her tongue in his mouth.
Just because she's cute, and Peter is a hunk of man meat selling himself on the cheap, doesn't mean Savannah shouldn't respect boundaries. This kind of aggro behavior wouldn't be tolerated on The Bachelorette and Peter is no less entitled to mutual consent. Savannah fancies herself bold, but she's just a creeper.
2 Best: Blast From The Past Kelley
Bachelor Nation gets smaller and smaller. Kelley, 27, arrives, and it turns out she and Peter have a bit of a past. They previously met (a month before shooting) in a hotel lobby, and sparks were flying.
In an environment when any advantage can mean the difference between getting a rose or going home empty-handed, Kelley already has a head start when it comes to a love connection. It seems Kelley's been on Peter's mind. He remembers exactly who she is and comments that he wondered if she might stop by. This is good news for Kelley, and for fans who can count on Kelley to have a very large target on her back.
1 Worst: Jenna And Her Livestock
The longer the evening goes on, the more nonsensical the gimmicks get. Jenna, a 22-year-old nursing student, brings along livestock. She introduces Peter to her emotional support cow, Ashley P. If you don't get the joke, you're not alone. What's more disturbing are the girls spying from inside who mistake the heifer for a pony (obviously city girls).
Jenna does think outside the box since this cow has nothing to do with flying or planes or windmills, but as a joke, it falls seriously flat.
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